Archive for the ‘Funny Videos’ category

You know you’re the worst US President when…

December 14, 2008

Holy crap!  That’s it, officially the worst President ever.  It’s not, “Who does that,” but “Who get’s shoes thrown at them?!”

Fatness + Linoleum + Breakdancing = Concussion

September 23, 2008

This is precisely why I gave up the art of breakdancing.  I’m definitely not as much Grimmace from McDonald’s look-a-like and I’ve never knocked myself out while attempting a windmill.  I do, however, recognize that these attempts should only be made by skinny dudes with rhythm.

Women Are The Smartest Drivers

September 22, 2008

Women, they’re always right.  I mean, this semi is CLEARLY driving 70mph, in reverse, and perfectly straight.

MY GOD!  How could anyone disagree with this?!

Making Light of Wall Street Woes

September 16, 2008

Apparently, these two guys are Sal and Richard from the Howard Stern show.  I haven’t listened to that show, well since it was good.  These guys, however, are hilarious.

Rock Out With Your Cross Out!

September 15, 2008

If church was this cool, I may have actually kept going after I was confirmed.  These guys have “face melting” guitar riffs, amazing back-up singers (is that Jason Varitek’s dad?), and lyrics clearly crafted by a genius.  Don’t take my word for it, check out the 1:45 mark, truly poetic.  Don’t try iTunes, these guys are way too cool to go mainstream.  It’s all part of their marketing technique.


My Jukebox Hero

September 11, 2008

This video is a bit on the longer side, but SO WORTH IT.  How much does this kid rock?!?  I thank god that not all kids are being solely subjected to the Jonas Brothers / Miley Cyrus crap.  After watching this, I will make sure my first born gets heavy dose of Foreigner in his or her infancy.

A Britney Sized Heart Attack

August 27, 2008

Ha!  This kid just got completely owned my his mom.  Serves him right to be signing and dancing to Britney Spears!  What kind of man or boy sings and dances in his room to “Baby, Baby?”  This little bastard is going to have this video to haunt him for the rest of his life.  Bound to be a part of his best man’s speech at his wedding / civil union.  Thank god for stupid videos, it makes the Internet worth every penny of that $59.99/month!

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